Why is this here, you’re asking? What in your bitter lawyer life has led you to read about a game where you can pretend to date pigeons? First, because we’re rolling out our bitter empire, and gaming, bitter and otherwise, will be a big part of our empire once our death star is fully operational. Also because Jesus Christ, people, do something other than work sometimes.

Doves, pigeons, finches, and more can be wooed over the course of your character’s sophomore year at the school. Unlike many games with a goofy premise, however, Hatoful Boyfriend manages to. Japanese Pigeon Dating Game - Hatoful Boyfriend review Hatoful Boyfriend: Is pigeon dating simulator the weirdest game ever? There are two schools of thought driving the politics of today. The Dove Party, who believe we should live peacefully with humans, and the Hawk Party, who believe we should exterminate them.

My family has a weird relationship with birds. It goes beyond my father’s Audubon Society membership and the dozen or so birdfeeders he keeps outside the house. He gave my brother a green Quaker parakeet for his birthday one year, which my brother named Sam. Sam was an asshole who hated all of us except for my dad and my brother. We had assumed that Sam was male, and then, years after he arrived, he laid an egg. Her constant screams of rage still echo in my head.

I thought of Sam as I played through Hatoful Boyfriend, which is a “pigeon dating simulator.” Yes, you read that right. You get to date pigeons. Probably still a better choice than whatever life path you’re currently on.

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In the game, you are placed in the role of the only human student matriculating at St. Pigeonation’s, the school for “birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports” because we know that birds have very diverse academic interests. You’re a girl (sorry, dudes. Get comfy with gender switching) who has very personal relationships with the birds who are your fellow students and the school’s faculty.

Let’s pause for a moment to discuss the inherent weirdness of “dating sims.” These are usually what I categorize as “creepy anime bullshit.” Not to put too fine a point on it, but the goal of these games was always to see cartoon boobs. I mistakenly approached Hatoful Boyfriend with that context in mind, although I’m not sure how the whole bird boobs thing would have worked out anyway.

Where Hatoful Boyfriend remains true to the dating sim genre is in its mechanics and presentation, which, if you are not a person that often wants to date pretend people, is basically a glorified decision tree, but with bird dating. Opting for one course of action determines the decisions you’ll be faced with subsequently. All of these decisions revolve around the relationships you develop with the various birds – mostly doves – that make up the strange society of St. Pigeonation’s school. Nanali Kazuaki is your homeroom teacher, is possibly narcoleptic, and is a rock dove.

During my first playthrough, I decided to pursue Fujishiro Nageki, a mawkish mourning dove who spends all his time in the library and feels rejected by the rest of the students. As our romance developed, I learned that his reluctance to participate in anything outside the library stemmed from a dark secret, which I’ll leave for you to discover.

As a game, Hatoful Boyfriend isn’t much to look at. It unfolds as an unlockable series of text vignettes, with no animation of its characters’ avian avatars, much to my dismay. You click through various fields of text and occasionally are presented with a decision. That’s it, that’s the whole game.

But while I was fully prepared to despise Hatoful Boyfriend for being a stupid dating simulator that features pigeons, it was impossible to come away from the experience being anything less than charmed. The writing generally falls into the weird dating sim/Japanese-to-English style, but there’s a sense of humor and genuine pleasantness underpinning everything. It’s hard not to love that about it. Also, there are birds with mohawks.

The game also demanded some role-playing. When presented with the decisions that form the core of the game, I found myself thinking, “Okay, I’m a Japanese high school girl, what would I say now?”

At $9.99 on Steam, Hatoful Boyfriend is difficult to recommend as a purchase. However, you can get your pigeon dating on for free in a limited demo. And seriously, why wouldn’t you? It’s a dating game. With pigeons. WE SAID WITH PIGEONS. Just make sure a partner doesn’t walk in while you’re playing this. Explaining it would be…awkward.

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Ibishu Dove V1.2

Now features custom engine and turbo spool sounds by TheRustyRagdoll
I proudly present you the Ibishu Dove aka Four-Wheeled Pigeon V2.0. It is four wheeled and more upmarket version of the Pigeon. I made this car using heavily modified Pigeon frame and pickup body.
There are two versions available, the original pickup and the new wagon version. Wagon features simple angular styling with four doors and large hatch in the rear. The interior in both versions is totally new with late 70's/ early 80's style dash, fake leather seats and upholstery. Gauge cluster, dashboard switches and radio are fully illuminated as you can see from the pic below. All gauges and few switches are animated. The wagon has 10 cm longer wheelbase than the pickup to give more room for rear seat passengers.
Pickup uses original Pigeon bed and related parts. You can open the tailgate, box truck rear door and wagon rear hatch by pressing O by default. Pickup version also can be laden with crates. You can select them from the parts selector. The mass of the load ranges from 150 to 450 kg. I recommend selecting heavy-duty rear springs for hauling the heaviest load.
The front suspension is totally new and redesigned from earlier version. I spent lots of time to figure out how to reduce oversteer and improve straight-line stability. I also made the suspension more compact to make room for bigger engines and the suspension is also stronger now. The 4WD version features totally new height adjustable torsion bar front suspension. Press F or G by default to change front ride height. I think the new suspension is great improvement over the last version.
Rear suspension is the same as original but the axle ratios are more suitable for the new engines. Every axle ratio is available with open, locking or limited-slip differential. The 4wd version is equipped by default with locking differentials.
Now the engines. You guys said that there aren't enough power? There is now. There are many engines ranging from 30 hp 548 cc 3 -cylinder to 122 hp 1.6 liter 4 -cylinder twin carb GT-z engine. 122 hp may not sound much, but the RWD GT-z model weighs only 730 kg and it makes the Dove fly over 210 km/h and 4WD version accelerates from 0 to 100 km/h in 5.3 seconds. There are also 1.5 liter 54 hp naturally aspirated and 80 hp intercooled turbodiesel engines available.

KNOWN BUGS:
-Pickup frame flexing during hard acceleration from standstill.
-Body, especially the wagon body becomes sometimes instabile in high speed crashes and starts vibrating violently.
-Wagon rear doors sometimes start vibrating after driving over large bumps.
-There are no support for skins
Install the .zip file into your mods folder and clear the cache, just in case.
There are a plethora of different configurations available in car selector.
This mod is made for the game version 0.8.0 and higher, so DO NOT complain about problems with engine not working, not dying underwater or engine sound playing after the engine stalls, if you have older version of the game. IF you have the latest version, PLEASE CLEAR THE CACHE before reporting problems. Thank you!
Changelog V1.2:
-New powertrain system
-For now only one engine sound for all engines -the 0.8 update somehow broke 'soundGroup' names in the .sbeam file. I didn't find any way to fix them.
-4WD versions now have viscous limited-slip center differential and official locking front and rear differentials.
-Changed front wheel toe-out to toe-in
-Duplicated RHD dash cameras for LHD versions removed
-Official lua used for clocks.
-Automatic versions have more power now due to new torque converters and have revised shift points.
-Some beams deleted to reduce body instability.
-Some adjustments to windshield breakgroup -the windshield should break easier now.
Changelog V1.1:
-New custom engine sounds by TheRustyRagdoll.
-New LHD configuration optional for both bodies and by default with diesel engines.
-Much more rigid frames, only Pickup version has still some frame flexing under heavy acceleration. Front wheels are still wobbling under threshold braking and I couldn't fix it.
-Frame stability and front frame deformation improved.
-New 54 hp diesel and intercooled 80 hp turbodiesel engines with optional adjustable boost turbo.
-Stiffer engine mounts.
-Fixed breaking front wheel and steering by adjusting the front differential .jbeam. This fixed also the oil starving bug.
-Automatics don't have a clutch pedal anymore.
-Adjustable rear limited-slip differential added.
-Moved pedals to slightly less awkward position.